From a Parallel Universe #21

A dad who really cares

What a breath of fresh air Jimmy Mason is. He’s the guy just convicted of belting up his two kids. He still says he did not.

However, a couple of credible witnesses say he did, so the court accepted their word and Mr Mason must do an anger management course and learn to be a good parent.
The credible witnesses also claimed he slammed his kids’ bikes into the ground.

Watch out for more from Green list MP Sue Bradford looking to legislate to protect the interests of slammed bikes.

When asked whether his sentence would result in his changing his parental practices, Mr Mason rightfully responded, “not really”.

What a waste of taxpayers’ money. Maybe the credible witnesses should foot the bill. After all, if they’d minded their own business, Mr Mason, his delightful wife and their kids could have avoided all this nonsense.

The Mason kids are fortunate to have a dad like Jimmy. He cares about them.

DAVID L SIMS
Raumati Beach

Adam was unable to determine from reading this letter published in today’s Dominion Post ,if this chap was tongue in cheek or serious. He would like to think that the writer was trying to poke the borax and have some fun, but……..