Meet Screeching Phil
Years ago there was a British rock musician, Screaming Lord Sutch, who dabbled in politics contesting, but failing to win, many by-elections usually as candidate for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Readers are probably wondering where Adam is going with this tale.
It is quite simple. Earlier today both Adam and the lovely Mrs Smith heard part of an interview on Morning Report with Phil Goff. The topic was Adam thinks Phil’s latest gaffe, but no matter. The thing was, we both said Phil sounded as if he was screeching. The speech pattern and volume was that of someone screeching as if demented. It was all very reminiscent of a speech Screeching Phil Goff gave in Parliament during the final ‘debate’ on the EFA.
So on reflection Adam would like to introduce his readers to:-
Screeching Phil Goff
Screeching Phil Goff, aka Whack-it-on-the-bill-Phil. Screeching Phil Goff is the Leader of the Official Monster Raving Labour Party. You know the party that keeps on saying what it will do about the recession. When we all know it is powerless to do anything, which of course is why it is the Official Monster Raving Labour Party. This party suffers from the delusion that it is still in power many months after the voters saw through it and tossed it onto the scrapheap.
A key fact, but little known until earlier this week, is that Screeching Phil thinks that pixies provide government funding. Whereas we know, do we not, that it is our hard earned $ that do that.
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“The speech pattern and volume was that of someone screeching as if demented.”
It does make for a change and perhaps indicative of the real Phil-in, a change from the usual machine-like robotic voice of autonomic insincerity.
Magic! Adam is indeed in fine form today
My other ‘favourite’ has to be Cunliffe (without the ‘t’). This guy must be as thick as pig sh*t. He got a big slap across the chops by English today in question time and did not even realise what had happened. Just came back for more!