Malcolm Tucker’s view on media relations ?

No, no, no, it’s not ok, it’s not going to be ok, and I tell you why. Because you’re fair game, so I hope your knickers are clean because every seat-sniffing little shitbag that’s ever filed a by-line is gonna be questioning you! Because now it’s in the fucking public interest, isn’t it? And they are gonna hit you with any shit they can find and you’re gonna be spread out infront of them like a trollop in the stocks!

As Malcom Tucker might have put it to Chris Carter, from The Thick of It episode 1.2

Insert name of victim at your pleasure