You know it is election year when……………….

1. Bloggers become re-energised

2. Lazarus buys a new suit and insults the media.

3. Nicky Hager publishes a new book.

4. Phil Goff dyes his hair.

5. John Key gets all aspirational.

6. Don Brash leads ACT to the promised land – oblivion.

7. The MSM go all in depth – 45 second sound bites instead of 30 seconds.

8. Mary Wilson’s interviews become even more hectoring and shrill.

9. Funerals no longer lead the TV One News.

10. Peter Dunne pretends he leads a commonsense party.

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