Once upon a time….
two dogs met in a park. After smelling each others bums, as dogs are wont to do, the Lab said to the poodle ‘do you follow politics?< The poodle was very surprised. Why do you ask? My master John is concerned that some people do not like him all that much, said the Lab.
That’s alright said the poodle, my master, Andrew, is so stupid that he barks at every passing car, which means I do nothing all day.What is even worse is that he cannot bark effectively!