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Ivanka News reports live from Toytown

May 15, 2017

Viewers we can now report that Mayor, Mr Tangerine Man, has had a hissy fit and terminated PC Plod.


This has caused consternation, especially amongst the rival gangs vying for influence in Toytown. The Godbotherers and their fellow travellers have applauded the Mayor, but the BilHilcrats despite losing the mayoralty are fighting the Mayor on this issue.

Some commentators claim the BilHilcrats are sore losers.

The Godbothers channel Hartley Shawcross with their refrain:-

“We are the masters at the moment, and not only at the moment, but for a very long time to come.”


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