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The Mayor goes global – bigly

May 20, 2017

Neophyte Toytown Mayor, Mr Tangerine Man, left this morning for a HUUGE trip to towns outside Toytown.

His trip, which he wished was shorter will take him to Wahabitown then to Holytown, then Intifadatown followed by a meeting of the National Admiration of Toytown Organisation and a final flourish when he goes to Mafia Island where he knows many families with Toytown descendants.

The Mayor leaves behind the fallout from his termination of Mr Plod, who it turns out had big ears and not small hands.

At least in Wahabitown his hosts will be feeding him Toytown food, burnt offerings with ketchup.

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